Relationship Test - For New Couples
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🚨 WARNING: We're about to get REAL petty with these questions. If you can't handle the truth about your new boo, exit now! 🚨
Your New Relationship Survival Score
Time to see if this thing has legs... 🦵
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💸Who paid for the first three dates?
They paid for everything like a gentleman/gentlewoman
We split everything 50/50 from day one
I paid for most of it... red flag? 🤔
We went dutch on the first date at McDonald's
2
📱How often do they still post their ex on social media?
What ex? They've been scrubbed from existence 🧹
Old pics are still there but no new activity
They still like their ex's posts... sus 👀
Bro is still posting throwback pics with them 🚩🚩
3
👨👩👧👦What did their family think when they first heard about you?
"Finally! We can't wait to meet them!" 🥰
"That's nice, honey" *neutral parent vibes*
They haven't told their family about you yet... it's been 6 months
Mom said "Another one?" I'm deceased ⚰️
4
🍕Who decides where y'all eat every single time?
We actually discuss it like adults
Takes turns, no drama
Always me because they "don't care" but then complain
They pick, I pay. Every. Single. Time. 😤
5
👥How do their friends act when you're around?
They love me! I'm part of the crew now 🤝
Pretty welcoming, include me in conversations
Polite but I can tell they're judging my outfit 👀
They literally talk around me like I'm invisible 👻
6
💰They said they're "between jobs" - what does that actually mean?
Just started a better position, responsible career move
Looking for work, has savings to survive
Been "looking" for 8 months, lives with parents
Hasn't worked since Obama was president 💀
7
📞What happens when their ex texts them?
Shows me the text, responds appropriately (if at all)
Mentions it casually, no weird energy
Gets flustered, acts like it's no big deal but... 🤨
Phone flips face down real quick, "It's nothing babe"
8
🏠You've been to their place. What's the vibe?
Clean, organized, smells good, they got their life together
Lived-in but comfortable, normal adult stuff
Messy but they cleaned up before I came over
I stepped on a pizza box from 2019 🍕📦
9
🎮How much time do they spend on their phone when y'all together?
Phone stays away, I have their full attention
Checks occasionally but not obsessed
Always scrolling but tries to include me: "Look at this meme"
I'm competing with TikTok for attention and losing 📱
10
💸Final question: If y'all broke up tomorrow, how much money would you have wasted on this person?
Under $200 - we kept it reasonable
$200-500 - normal dating expenses
$500-1000 - got a little carried away 😅
Over $1000 and they still ask me for gas money 😭
Your New Relationship Reality Check
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